Bottom line, bacon is awesome! If you are a meat/pork eater chances are you love bacon.
Not only do most people love bacon. Bacon gets people excited. Phrases like “anything tastes good with bacon” and “bacon makes it better” are thrown around all the time.
Bacon is not nutrient rich and is not loaded with antioxidants. But when a bacon lover enjoys bacon alone or with other foods then they are put in an incredibly happy place.
When you eat bacon you come alive. You feel great and don’t think about all the stresses of the world. If you love bacon and eat it often then you should feel zero guilt when you consume it.
Be sure to check out this public service announcement I created about the medicinal qualities of Bacon. I’d like to thank the creators of this Cymbalta commercial for the inspiration.
If you are reading this article in email or RSS use this link to view Medicinal Grade Bacon.
The Bacon Poetry Contest
How much do you love bacon? I want to hear about it in prose! In fact, I’m going to give away a 1.5 lbs pack of White Sugar-Free Hickory Smoked Pork Bacon from US Wellness Meats to the person who leaves the best original bacon poem in the comments section.
The winner will be chosen based on no specific criteria except whatever I feel like is the best poem.
The deadline for entry of this contest is this Monday, January 23rd 2012 at 5pm Pacific. I’ll be listing the best poems and announcing the Grand Prize winner next Wednesday, January 25th.
Also, I will only be shipping to addresses in the continental United States (sorry to those of you in other countries, but maybe you could ship it to a friend in the US?)
Good Luck! Please leave your bacon poems below to win big and literally bring home the bacon!
Custom Musical Score for “Medicinal Grade Bacon” by Jed Wilson